Title: 7 December, 1971
Author: duva via garderob
Word Count: ~950
Rating: G/K
Pairing: Nope! Ickle baby S&J. No snoggage whatsoever. V. sad.
Warnings: Er. Fluff. V rusty author?
Disclaimer: We are not JKR and do not own these characters — at least, not the ones you recognise. Please don't sue us, Jo!
Notes: Happy birthday, darling.

( Poking someone’s ear to wake them up generally isn’t considered very polite, especially not on their birthday. When you’re eleven, though, manners aren’t usually the first thing on your mind – especially not if your name is James Potter. )

Title: Dear Sirius: Until the Real Thing Comes Along
Author: duva & fictionalcandie via garderob
Word Count: ~4350
Rating: NC-17/MA
Pairing: Sirius/OMC (+ angsty one-sided James/Sirius, if you look closely)
Warnings: AU. Sexual content, language, broody emo Sirius.
Disclaimer: We are not JKR and do not own these characters — at least, not the ones you recognise. Please don't sue us, Jo!
Universe: Dear Sirius
Notes: Tomorrow, fictionalcandie is leaving duva to return home, so they decided that in celebration of today being their last day together, they would post something. They've picked this. (Some of you may remember how, in one of Sirius's answers during Week Forty-Three, he claimed to have been nineteen when he lost his virginity — which, generally, was correctly identified as a lie. Well, except for how he was nineteen when...)


( Until the Real Thing Comes Along )

Title: Dear Sirius: My Best Friend's Girl
Author: duva & fictionalcandie via garderob
Word Count: ~4000
Rating: R/M
Pairing: James/OFC, one-sided James/Sirius
Warnings: AU. Sexual content, language, unhappy Sirius.
Disclaimer: We are not JKR and do not own these characters — at least, not the ones you recognise. Please don't sue us, Jo!
Universe: Dear Sirius
Notes: We said you hadn't seen the last of Dear Sirius, didn't we? Here, have some pre-story angst.

( My Best Friend's Girl )

Title: Dear Sirius (part 52/52)
Author: duva & fictionalcandie via garderob
Genre: Humor/Romance
Chapter Word Count: ~9270
Status: Complete
Chapter Rating: R/M, for innuendo, language, and objectionable content, like Sirius being gratuitously Sirius.
Spoilers: Uh, not really. It's so ridiculously AU that it kinda becomes almost completely unspoilerific.
Pairing: James/Sirius
Warnings: AU. Language, innuendo.
Disclaimer: We are not JKR and do not own these characters — at least, not the ones you recognise. Please don't sue us, Jo!
Summary: Thrice weekly in the Evening Prophet's entertainment section, Sirius Black answers all your questions, from the mundane to the complicated to the just plain weird.
Previous Chapters: Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine A, Chapter Nine B, Chapter Ten, Chapter Eleven, Chapter Twelve, Chapter Thirteen, Chapter Fourteen, Chapter Fifteen, Chapter Sixteen, Chapter Seventeen, Chapter Eighteen, Chapter Nineteen, Chapter Twenty, Chapter Twenty-One, Chapter Twenty-Two, Chapter Twenty-Three, Chapter Twenty-Four, Chapter Twenty-Five, Chapter Twenty-Six, Chapter Twenty-Seven, Chapter Twenty-Eight, Chapter Twenty-Nine, Chapter Thirty, Chapter Thirty-One, Chapter Thirty-Two, Chapter Thirty-Three, Chapter Thirty-Four, Chapter Thirty-Five, Chapter Thirty-Six, Chapter Thirty-Seven, Chapter Thirty-Eight, Chapter Thirty-Nine, Chapter Forty, Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two, Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six, Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-Eight, Chapter Forty-Nine, Chapter Fifty, Chapter Fifty-One
Notes: Most of the important backstory for this — where it differs from canon, anyway — can be found in the newspaper collage at the beginning of the first chapter, and if you're still confused about something, please ask. If you missed any chapters, just follow the above links to get caught up. Remember to comment if you enjoyed this!

duva and fictionalcandie would like to thank all of you who have been reading this, as well as everyone who has ever left us a comment. The feedback and encouragement has just been wonderful, and we're rather sad to see the end of this story. ... which is probably why, even though this is, definitely, the final chapter of Dear Sirius... proper, it's not the last you'll see from the DS universe.

( Dear Sirius... )

Title: Dear Sirius (part 51/52)
Author: duva & fictionalcandie via garderob
Genre: Humor/Romance
Chapter Word Count: ~3320
Status: Complete
Chapter Rating: R/M, for innuendo, language, and objectionable content, like Sirius suggesting the Gobi desert as, er, a holiday destination.
Spoilers: Uh, not really. It's so ridiculously AU that it kinda becomes almost completely unspoilerific.
Pairings: James/Sirius, Lily/Remus
Warnings: AU. Language, innuendo, and unflaccidness.
Disclaimer: We are not JKR and do not own these characters — at least, not the ones you recognise. Please don't sue us, Jo!
Summary: Thrice weekly in the Evening Prophet's entertainment section, Sirius Black answers all your questions, from the mundane to the complicated to the just plain weird.
Previous Chapters: Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine A, Chapter Nine B, Chapter Ten, Chapter Eleven, Chapter Twelve, Chapter Thirteen, Chapter Fourteen, Chapter Fifteen, Chapter Sixteen, Chapter Seventeen, Chapter Eighteen, Chapter Nineteen, Chapter Twenty, Chapter Twenty-One, Chapter Twenty-Two, Chapter Twenty-Three, Chapter Twenty-Four, Chapter Twenty-Five, Chapter Twenty-Six, Chapter Twenty-Seven, Chapter Twenty-Eight, Chapter Twenty-Nine, Chapter Thirty, Chapter Thirty-One, Chapter Thirty-Two, Chapter Thirty-Three, Chapter Thirty-Four, Chapter Thirty-Five, Chapter Thirty-Six, Chapter Thirty-Seven, Chapter Thirty-Eight, Chapter Thirty-Nine, Chapter Forty, Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two, Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six, Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-Eight, Chapter Forty-Nine, Chapter Fifty
Notes: Most of the important backstory for this — where it differs from canon, anyway — can be found in the newspaper collage at the beginning of the first chapter, but if you're still confused about something, please ask. If you missed any chapters, just follow the above links to get caught up. Remember to comment if you enjoyed this!

duva and fictionalcandie wrote the majority of this chapter while sitting next to each other. Using two separate computers. The height of geekery, yes. It was fabulous. And very efficient.

( Dear Sirius... )

Title: Knowing
Author: fictioncandie via garderob
Genre: PWP…?
Word Count: 215-ish
Rating: R/M
Warnings: Pr0n. Hai.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, they’d be like this all the time. Actually, I should own them; I like them like this. :p
Blurb: James knows Sirius inside-out. Literally.
Notes: This is really just by way of proving that I did not die on my transatlantic flight to see duva. And also because I like writing dirty J/S while listening to naughty songs. And I’ve got a mojito. Which has nothing to do with anything. Anyway. Drabfic.


( Knowing )

Title: Dear Sirius (part 50/52)
Author: duva & fictionalcandie via garderob
Genre: Humor/Romance
Chapter Word Count: ~3800
Status: Complete
Chapter Rating: NC-17/MA(-ish), for innuendo, language, and sexual and objectionable content, like Sirius being... strongly opinionated.
Spoilers: Uh, not really. It's so ridiculously AU that it kinda becomes almost completely unspoilerific.
Pairing: James/Sirius
Warnings: AU. Language, innuendo, sexual content.
Disclaimer: We are not JKR and do not own these characters — at least, not the ones you recognise. Please don't sue us, Jo!
Summary: Thrice weekly in the Evening Prophet's entertainment section, Sirius Black answers all your questions, from the mundane to the complicated to the just plain weird.
Previous Chapters: Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine A, Chapter Nine B, Chapter Ten, Chapter Eleven, Chapter Twelve, Chapter Thirteen, Chapter Fourteen, Chapter Fifteen, Chapter Sixteen, Chapter Seventeen, Chapter Eighteen, Chapter Nineteen, Chapter Twenty, Chapter Twenty-One, Chapter Twenty-Two, Chapter Twenty-Three, Chapter Twenty-Four, Chapter Twenty-Five, Chapter Twenty-Six, Chapter Twenty-Seven, Chapter Twenty-Eight, Chapter Twenty-Nine, Chapter Thirty, Chapter Thirty-One, Chapter Thirty-Two, Chapter Thirty-Three, Chapter Thirty-Four, Chapter Thirty-Five, Chapter Thirty-Six, Chapter Thirty-Seven, Chapter Thirty-Eight, Chapter Thirty-Nine, Chapter Forty, Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two, Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six, Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-Eight, Chapter Forty-Nine
Notes: Most of the important backstory for this — where it differs from canon, anyway — can be found in the newspaper collage at the beginning of the first chapter, but if you're still confused about something, please ask. If you missed any chapters, just follow the above links to get caught up. Remember to comment if you enjoyed this!

This chapter is being posted several hours late, as fictionalcandie spent a lot of today flailing... and a small bit of it packing. She's very apologetic, underneath some severe and incoherent excitement. (She's leaving to visit duva in less than 36 hours. Yeah.)

( Dear Sirius... )

Title: Dear Sirius (part 49/52)
Author: duva & fictionalcandie via garderob
Genre: Humor/Romance
Chapter Word Count: ~4240
Status: Complete
Chapter Rating: PG-13/T, for innuendo, language, and objectionable content, like Sirius in the same sentence as head shaving.
Spoilers: Uh, not really. It's so ridiculously AU that it kinda becomes almost completely unspoilerific.
Pairing: James/Sirius
Warnings: AU. Language, innuendo.
Disclaimer: We are not JKR and do not own these characters — at least, not the ones you recognise. Please don't sue us, Jo!
Summary: Thrice weekly in the Evening Prophet's entertainment section, Sirius Black answers all your questions, from the mundane to the complicated to the just plain weird.
Previous Chapters: Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine A, Chapter Nine B, Chapter Ten, Chapter Eleven, Chapter Twelve, Chapter Thirteen, Chapter Fourteen, Chapter Fifteen, Chapter Sixteen, Chapter Seventeen, Chapter Eighteen, Chapter Nineteen, Chapter Twenty, Chapter Twenty-One, Chapter Twenty-Two, Chapter Twenty-Three, Chapter Twenty-Four, Chapter Twenty-Five, Chapter Twenty-Six, Chapter Twenty-Seven, Chapter Twenty-Eight, Chapter Twenty-Nine, Chapter Thirty, Chapter Thirty-One, Chapter Thirty-Two, Chapter Thirty-Three, Chapter Thirty-Four, Chapter Thirty-Five, Chapter Thirty-Six, Chapter Thirty-Seven, Chapter Thirty-Eight, Chapter Thirty-Nine, Chapter Forty, Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two, Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six, Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-Eight
Notes: Most of the important backstory for this — where it differs from canon, anyway — can be found in the newspaper collage at the beginning of the first chapter, but if you're still confused about something, please ask. If you missed any chapters, just follow the above links to get caught up. Remember to comment if you enjoyed this!

( Dear Sirius... )

Title: Dear Sirius (part 48/52)
Author: duva & fictionalcandie via garderob
Genre: Humor/Romance
Chapter Word Count: ~2650
Status: Complete
Chapter Rating: PG-13/T, for innuendo, language, and objectionable content, like Sirius's ideas about lawnmowers.
Spoilers: Uh, not really. It's so ridiculously AU that it kinda becomes almost completely unspoilerific.
Pairing: James/Sirius
Warnings: AU. Language, innuendo.
Disclaimer: We are not JKR and do not own these characters — at least, not the ones you recognise. Please don't sue us, Jo!
Summary: Thrice weekly in the Evening Prophet's entertainment section, Sirius Black answers all your questions, from the mundane to the complicated to the just plain weird.
Previous Chapters: Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine A, Chapter Nine B, Chapter Ten, Chapter Eleven, Chapter Twelve, Chapter Thirteen, Chapter Fourteen, Chapter Fifteen, Chapter Sixteen, Chapter Seventeen, Chapter Eighteen, Chapter Nineteen, Chapter Twenty, Chapter Twenty-One, Chapter Twenty-Two, Chapter Twenty-Three, Chapter Twenty-Four, Chapter Twenty-Five, Chapter Twenty-Six, Chapter Twenty-Seven, Chapter Twenty-Eight, Chapter Twenty-Nine, Chapter Thirty, Chapter Thirty-One, Chapter Thirty-Two, Chapter Thirty-Three, Chapter Thirty-Four, Chapter Thirty-Five, Chapter Thirty-Six, Chapter Thirty-Seven, Chapter Thirty-Eight, Chapter Thirty-Nine, Chapter Forty, Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two, Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six, Chapter Forty-Seven
Notes: Most of the important backstory for this — where it differs from canon, anyway — can be found in the newspaper collage at the beginning of the first chapter, but if you're still confused about something, please ask. If you missed any chapters, just follow the above links to get caught up. Remember to comment if you enjoyed this, and if you have any questions for Sirius!

Dearest readers/reviewers – we will reply to your comments ASAP. We're very sorry for being so lax. Which, incidentally, is the Swedish word for salmon. Are you writing this down, fictionalcandie?

( Dear Sirius... )

Title: Dear Sirius (part 47/52)
Author: duva & fictionalcandie via garderob
Genre: Humor/Romance
Chapter Word Count: ~3330
Status: Complete
Chapter Rating: PG-13/T, for innuendo, language, and objectionable content, like Sirius's ability to talk about nothing but James.
Spoilers: Uh, not really. It's so ridiculously AU that it kinda becomes almost completely unspoilerific.
Pairing: James/Sirius
Warnings: AU. Language, innuendo.
Disclaimer: We are not JKR and do not own these characters — at least, not the ones you recognise. Please don't sue us, Jo!
Summary: Thrice weekly in the Evening Prophet's entertainment section, Sirius Black answers all your questions, from the mundane to the complicated to the just plain weird.
Previous Chapters: Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine A, Chapter Nine B, Chapter Ten, Chapter Eleven, Chapter Twelve, Chapter Thirteen, Chapter Fourteen, Chapter Fifteen, Chapter Sixteen, Chapter Seventeen, Chapter Eighteen, Chapter Nineteen, Chapter Twenty, Chapter Twenty-One, Chapter Twenty-Two, Chapter Twenty-Three, Chapter Twenty-Four, Chapter Twenty-Five, Chapter Twenty-Six, Chapter Twenty-Seven, Chapter Twenty-Eight, Chapter Twenty-Nine, Chapter Thirty, Chapter Thirty-One, Chapter Thirty-Two, Chapter Thirty-Three, Chapter Thirty-Four, Chapter Thirty-Five, Chapter Thirty-Six, Chapter Thirty-Seven, Chapter Thirty-Eight, Chapter Thirty-Nine, Chapter Forty, Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two, Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six
Notes: Most of the important backstory for this — where it differs from canon, anyway — can be found in the newspaper collage at the beginning of the first chapter, but if you're still confused about something, please ask. If you missed any chapters, just follow the above links to get caught up. Remember to comment if you enjoyed this, and if you have any questions for Sirius!

( Dear Sirius... )